This is less buggy than the QTE, but it makes for an incredibly boring mechanic 95% of the time.
Not only will you knock them off, but you’ll be able to shoot at them as well! The game takes over and slows down the world, allowing you to shoot at enemies in front of you. This doesn’t work, often on any level, and is incredibly frustrating. You’ll be attacked by other bikers as you drive along and you’ll need to hammer a button until a bar fills up and you can successfully knock them off their bike. If you slow down or crash (or sometimes if you’re just moving forward), the whole thing will fade to black and you’ll be forced back a few feet. The bike riding segments have you moving constantly forward, trying to beat a clock, keep up with a target or avoid gunfire. To get to each of the bosses you’ll need to ride, shoot and have sex across a variety of locations. With a bit of patching, Ride to Hell: Retribution could merely be a very bad game, as opposed to one that's almost entirely unplayable.Īlong the way you’ll fight a variety of strangely-named adversaries (King Dick is my personal favourite) who will try to chop you up, blow you up and shoot you in the face before apologising and saying they didn’t actually mean it. From the get go, from that first glimpse at an oversized, deformed hand, from the first time you shoot a gun, you know that you’re in for a bumpy ride. In fact, you could list all the features of the worst games ever and a lot of those features, if not all of them, would make an appearance here. There’s an awful lot wrong with Ride to Hell: Retribution. The only other that even approaches it might be that it’s actually possible to fight your way through all the glitches to see the credits in the first place.
That the credits contained almost ten minutes of names is perhaps the biggest surprise to be found in Ride to Hell: Retribution. Ride to Hell: Retribution is a gritty tale of revenge, set in a world where every woman will have sex with you if you beat up their partner (unless they’re prostitutes) where police officers and miners carry vast amounts of drugs on their person where cowboy hats protect your brain from bullets and in which walls, floors and doors are mere suggestions. Ride to Hell: Retribution Review – Introduction
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